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| Name: | [HHL] Toecutter | HP: | 21,450 / 21,450 [100%] | ||
| Type: | Respected Mobster | Crimes: | 73,366 | ||
| Gender: | Male | Forum Posts: | 16 | ||
| Level: | 429 | Money: | $0 | ||
| Prison (Caught): | 1,463 | Prison (Busts): | 1,454 | ||
| Age: | 398 days | Last Active: | 22m 55s | ||
| Online: | Gang: | HEAVY HITTAZ LEAGUE | |||
| City: | Compton | House: | Large Private Island | ||
| Hospital Status: | Not in Hospital | Prison Status: | Not in Prison | ||
| Referred By: | [HHL] 4Sale4OralSex | Referred: | 1 | ||
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M A I N R U L E:
H A V E F U N T H I S I S A G A M E !
O F F L I N E H I T S:
1) I am trying to get in the hospital to do the daily freebies, trade points, buy or sell items, etc.
2) I am leveling, it is for experience. Do not get your panties in a bunch. If I attack you for experience and win, do not get mad at me...hit the gym. If you have low stats and are a higher level I will use you to level, thats all it is. This is a simple test of my training efforts, not yours.
3) I will not hit unless you are offline or inactive for more than 1 hour.
4) I do not pay for offline hits or return cash if you left some out.
M U G S:
1) If I leave money out MUG ME. It is your duty to remind me of forgetting to BANK MY MONEY by a mug. Some of you have graciously done this for me in the past and I know you will be there for me in the future.
2) If you leave money out expect the same. BANK YOUR MONEY! Do not make me drown in my own spit staring at your cash. Do not tempt me! I am easily baited by tasty piles of cash and will try to mug you.
B U N N I E S:
1) If you are online, and your fees are posted, and I use your services, you will get paid on the spot.
2) Post your fees, do not make your lack of attention to detail my problem.
3) Do not come to me after the fact for points or cash because you failed to inform me in advance by posting your fees.
4) If your last active date is more than 5 days old you are an inactive player and are free. Do ask me for points or money.
T O M Y F E L L O W G A N G M E M B E R S:
1) Thanks for dropping money on me when I am not paying attention online. I enjoy the event log you weasels!
2) My middle finger to you all for mugging me as I am mugging someone. Again, I enjoy the event log you vultures!
3) If I mug you it is to protect you from strangers. I want to keep the money in the gang. I hope YOU enjoy the event log.
Q U O T E S:
1) Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day!
2) Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
3) The truth is a lie that hasn't been found out.
4) I can't be out of money, I still have checks left.
5) I can't stand warm beer, wet toilet paper, or a smart ass.
6) Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
7) Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
8) You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!
9) Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.
10) Blessed is he that can laugh at himself, he will never cease to be amused.
11) Take it from me, wrinkle cream doesn't work. I've been using it for two years and my balls still look like raisins.
12) We men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see us without an erection, it's time to make us a sandwich.
13) Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
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