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Quote: Get in the fast lane, grandma! The bingo game is ready to roll! Rating: 302 |
Name: | Gondilicious | Language: | English (AU) |
Type: | Mobster | HP: | 17,600 / 17,600 [100%] |
Gender: | Male | Battles: | 4,534 |
Level: | 352 | Crimes: | 24,461 |
Prison (Caught): | 630 | Forum Posts: | 17 |
Prison (Busts): | 134 | Money: | $545 |
Age: | 5,988 days | Last Active: | 9y 279d 6h 29m |
Gang: | - | Online: | |
Land: | Large Private Island | House: | Large Island Mansion |
City: | Phoenix | Status: | - |
Referred By: | - |
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[454] King PooPoo Face sent you 1 Lightsaber's. 26 May 2009, 2:32am
[454] King PooPoo Face sent you 1 Jedi Cloak's. 26 May 2009, 2:32am
I win!
[454] King PooPoo Face sent you 1 Clown Shoes's. 26 May 2009, 7:41am
[454] King PooPoo Face sent you 1 Clown Jacket's. 26 May 2009, 7:41am
[454] King PooPoo Face sent you 1 Jester Staff's. 26 May 2009, 7:41am
You found a Cloak while searching downtown. 26 Aug 2010, 12:59pm
The man store is a store located in a chasm deep in the Himmalayas. Which can only be reached by riding an eagle and scaling a 900 foot tall brick wall with your bare hands. Once there you must man press 100 pounds.
Inside the man store there is a single aisle. This aisle, several miles long, contains all the mansentials; guns, knives, porn, beef jerkey, condoms, and inflatable Jessica Albas. There is also a library section, which contains 1 book. This book is 1 page long and made of solid lead. On this page all the mansentials are covered. The book is so large you need a spotter to read it.
There is also a nearby woMan store which sells everything a woman needs; lingire and cooking supplies.